The Sun needs to stop being a bitch

I am perpetually tired lately. I was told that it could be from lack of iron. Which makes sense, considering I have given up meat for lent. I can have meat on Sundays, because the 40 days of lent doesn't actually count Sundays, so I will probably eat meat on Sunday in an attempt to wake my ass up. 

I was also told it could be due to a vitamin D deficiency and told me to get out in the sun. And I thought, oh well that makes sense. But I have to ask, WHAT SUN?! March has been the gloomiest month I can remember, heck it really goes back through early January. Sunny days are scarce and I was talking with some friends and they all expressed how exhausted they were and I realized we are all probably dealing with some vitamin D deficiency. 

So here is my letter to the Sun.

Dear Sun,

first off, you're awesome. but we miss you. i know times is tough, and i'm sure you think you are correct in hiding away all the time. or maybe something sad happened to you and you don't feel like being out and about right now. But i'm here to tell you that it's not all about you.

So, please get over yourself, stop being emo, and get the hell back out there and start shining. No one likes a sourpuss.

Lots of love,

-me